It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats – and America – great again! All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up.

There are several other pamphlets contained in this one, including talking to your cat about Abstinence, and about Postapocalyptic Survival. It starts with gun safety, and strolls right along into other easy targets like evolution and abstinence. the rest of it - the idea of cats saving themselves for marriage, the image of cats taking the pill or wrestling, opposable thumblessly, with condom wrappers (which proves, of course, that god doesn't want cats to use birth control), the sins of spaying and neutering, the dangers of cats wearing flashy collars, inviting sexual attention, just weren't working for me on a humor-level. Also, if you are religious at all, you'll probably find yourself bristling at some point in every topic.it's a collection of parodies of those ultra-conservative pamphlets, warning cat-parents about the issues their cats will face in their day-to-day lives, topics such as gun safety, evolution, abstinence, online safety, drugs, puberty, post-apocalyptic survival, and satanism.

The taking and sharing of sel furries can act as a way for your cat to bolster their self-esteem, get support from their friends, and foster a healthy cattitude about their appearance! The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. I'm so glad I had this book to guide me when I needed to have difficult but important conversations with my cat.Do they nip at your hand when you try to rub their belly, squirm to get out of your arms when you hold them like a baby, or seem resentful when you dress them in adorable outfits? For more infomation please review our use of cookies in our Cookie Policy and then Accept and Close this bar. Presented by the fictional "American Association of Patriots," How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety is a satire parody of right-wing and evangelical pamphlets that seek to inform readers of the "right" way to do something. This short novel is filled with eight essential topics to speak with your cat about ranging from puberty to satanism. A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to their nine lives.